Mind-Boggling

Have children, they said. It would be fun, they said. Right. We're not all meant to be parents, and many of us that are really shouldn't be. Most kids don't ask to be brought into this world. Well neither does luggage, but at least it comes with a satisfaction guarantee.

Though he tried, Mongrel Stevens learned he was not cut out for fatherhood. So he thrust Biscuits into the hands of the local adoption agency before the authorities came after him for child abuse. Feeling frisky and free again, Mongrel goes to a local pub for a bit of binge drinking, which turned out exactly as you might expect: with him becoming a father again. I'm sure we all saw that coming.