Baby Batter

She wants a bun in her oven.

Well, she's in luck.

Because I've got the batter.


Lots and lots of it. 

Thick, heavy cream. 

What can I say? I'm blessed by the gods.

Billionaire CEO with a body to die for.

I thought I'd seen it all. That no girl could bring me down.

But Piper - ah man, she's not just a regular girl.

She's something else. Sassy and strong. 

But beautiful and kind.

Forget everything else. I just want her skin pressed up against mine.

I know she wants it too.

I can see the flush to her face when she sees me.

So what that she says us being together is a business deal?

That's it's a baby contract with strict legalese?

That there's no love?

I'm not stopping until her legs are shaking and her neighbors know my name.

Because baby, you gotta realize. 


I melt in your mouth. Not in your hand.