A Poo Poo Kind of Morning
I tried not to look down the mouth of hell staring back at me from inside the glaringly pristine outer ceramic shell of the white throne, my throat catching, stomach doing half flips and a rather impressive rollover routine that would have gotten at least a 9.5 even from the Russian judges. Instead, I forced myself to smile and swallow and remind myself the elbow length yellow rubber gloves grasping the handle of the standard issue plunger were all that stood between me and Pooageddon.
Suck it up, Fee. Big girl panties and adulting and all that.
“At what point,” I waved the dripping plunger, wincing as droplets of yuck flew, “did I think owning a bed and breakfast was going to be glamorous and romantic?”
Fiona Fleming hasn’t lived in Reading, Vermont in over a decade, her escape from small town living leading her to New York City and a life of adventure. An adventure that has left her with no career, an ex who cheated on her and zero plans for the future. Her grandmother’s death grants her a new chance—inheriting Petunia’s, Iris Fleming’s bed and breakfast, seems like the ideal fresh start. But when Fee finds out ownership of the property Iris willed her might be in question, she’s drawn into the seedy underbelly of the cutest town in America after being singled out as the main suspect in a murder.
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Bed and Breakfast Murder
Really enjoyed this book. The story moved along quickly with lots of twists and turns. It really held my interest and I would like to read more books by this author.
Bed and breakfast and Murder
I liked the plot which only developed in the last few chapters. A better story would develop the plot earlier and spread it out over a couple of chapters. Too much attention was given to the family backstory which should have been more succinct. A couple chapters were basically the same. Fiona mad at her dad/dad mad at Fiona. The backstory was not that difficult to grasp. Some of the sentence structure was awkward. I was looking to start a new series but I won’t buy the next book.
Bed and Breakfast and Murder
It was an enjoyable book. I didn’t feel it had the suspense I enjoy in a mystery. I know it is a series so probably more questions will be answered in future volumes.