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Belle Weather

Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits

    • 4.3 • 15 Ratings
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Publisher Description

Bestselling Author of We're Just Like You, Only Prettier and Bless Your Heart, Tramp

Hang on to your hats! We're in for some fiercely funny weather and crackling-sharp observations from Celia Rivenbark, of whom USA Today has said, "Think Dave Barry with a female point of view."

With her incomparable style and sassy southern wit, you'll hear from Celia on:
--The joys of remodeling Tara
--How Harry Potter bitch-slaps Nancy Drew
--Britney's To-Do list: pick okra, cover that thang up
--How rugby-playing lesbians torpedoed beach day
--Why French women suck at competitive eating
--The truth about nature deficit disorder
--The difference between cockroaches and water bugs
--The beauty of Bedazzlers
And much, much more!

Whether she's doing her taxes or extolling the virtues of Madonna's mothering skills, Celia Rivenbark will keep you laughing until the very last page.

GENRE
Humor
RELEASED
2010
July 1
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
288
Pages
PUBLISHER
St. Martin's Publishing Group
SELLER
Macmillan
SIZE
761.1
KB

Customer Reviews

Picklef2 ,

Love Celia!

Found this book in a bargain bin & grabbed it. I don't read much but I've become such a huge fan that I'll actually pay full price for her other books (and was pumped to find the free one) worth it!

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