In this wickedly funny guide, professional astrologer Hazel Dixon-Cooper casts off sugar-coated astrology in favor of exploring the maladjusted side of the universe. If you want the inside scoop, the real deal, the lowdown on each sun sign, then look no further.
It's time to forget those traditional astrology books where Sagittarians are gregarious, Capricorns are ambitious, and Pisceans are dreamers. Instead, enter a world where Archers are loud-mouthed bores, Goats are pompous social climbers, and Fish are chronically helpless. Dixon-Cooper debunks the myths, reveals the flaws, and examines the dubious virtues of each sun sign. Discover how to use your own inner brat to outwit bullies, outmaneuver manipulators, and win those endless games that lovers play. Learn how to deal with those dysfunctional people you encounter every day, including how to:
• contain a Ram's oversized ego
• calm a raging Bull
• keep a fickle Twin faithful
Irreverent, biting, and laugh-out-loud funny, Born on a Rotten Day exaggerates the bad, exorcises the good, and puts a new spin on the age-old question -- what's your sign?
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I love books on astrology that don't always show the good things, it's a fun twist :)
I enjoyed reading this. Very interesting and from the experience I have, all was on point. Of course not everyone is exactly word for word as described because we are molded by our experiences but I'd say 90% on point on each sign. I am a taurus and all is true 100% in my view.
Sure..okay..but really some is just cruel
Yes..most is correct I'd say about 85% maybe 90% but this lady is also a hypocrite!!!!! I relieved when reading the Pieces profile that she was being less cruel with her words..more one the "pity side" than on the "one of the worst type of people in the world" side so I did some research..you guessed it. The lady is a Pieces.. And I would say one of the most cruel profiles is the Taurus..thats me..and I have always prided myself on being a Taurus. So I would say not for the self-conscious types like myself....so while the info is for the most part correct, I would also say the criticism is blown out of proportion for the ordinary human being and can be disheartening when trying to read about someone you like.