Love on a Rotten Day
An Astrological Survival Guide to Romance
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- $13.99
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Publisher Description
The Guide to Losing -- or Finding -- Your True Soul Mate
Did you know: Capricorns are cowards when it comes to public displays of affection? Aries get amorous in unusual places? Leos love to be serviced? Cosmo's Bedside Astrologer, Hazel Dixon-Cooper, reveals all this and more in this sexy, uninhibited guide to love and romance, the follow-up to her hip and hilarious Born on a Rotten Day. In Love on a Rotten Day, Dixon-Cooper walks the wild side of the zodiac, delivering the goods on which sign cheats and who's a manipulator, a bully, a brat, a nutcase, or a nympho. Lovers, would-be lovers, and ex-lovers will rejoice in advice on how to:
• Safely dump a Scorpio
• Convince a Virgo to have spontaneous sex
• Snag a romance-phobic Aquarius
An honest and uproarious guide to losing and finding your true soul mate, Love on a Rotten Day is this century's answer to the timeless query "What's your sign?"
PUBLISHERS WEEKLY
In this irreverent guide to intimacy, astrologer Dixon-Cooper offers a sign-by-sign breakdown of sexual mores, habits and fantasies as determined by the astrological placement of the sun, moon, Mars and Venus at birth. As she brazenly declares in the introduction, this is not soul-mate astrology ("love may make the world go round, but lust greases the wheels that drive us to the bedroom"), but a breezy manual to romancing a sign. While the oversimplified astrological portraits (Aquarius: "This sign will boink on the first date and still respect you in the morning") and the complicated charts for determining where the celestial bodies hung at the time of your honey's birth are a slight turn-off, Dixon-Cooper offers a sassy take on why some relationships rot and others ignite.
Customer Reviews
Love it!
So accurate, mature and interesting.