Cosy Skegness

Cosy Skegness
A Short Story
by Jane Doe
Phillip Bishop was thinking about Chantal Greenway again. Chantal was an articulate muppet with grubby toes and chubby hands.
Phillip walked over to the window and reflected on his crowded surroundings. He had always loved cosy Skegness with its ill, iffy igloos. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel barmy.