Two Vile Uncles Loving to the Beat

Two Vile Uncles Loving to the Beat
A Short Story
by Jane Doe
Matthew Sweet looked at the silver sandwich in his hands and felt sleepy.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his sleepy surroundings. He had always loved hilly Philadelphia with its kindhearted, kooky kettles. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel sleepy.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Dick Wilson. Dick was a splendid queen with blonde spots and solid eyelashes.