Dad Jokes Rule

Dad jokes aren't just for dads. There's no better way to diffuse tension or create a comfortable, playful environment than with a corny joke, and these ironic and hilarious one-liners are great icebreakers for all ages.


Dad Jokes Rule are sure to lighten up a crowd, they're actually funny and guaranteed to earn some chuckles. Add these clever one-liners and puns to your repertoire and you'll be on your way to matching dad's pun-king status in no time.


Fathers play a critical role in their children’s lives. Even something as simple as a dad joke can make the biggest difference. These may not be great jokes but every time you share a good bad joke with your kids you are making a great moment.

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.

What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password? 1forest1.

What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale.

What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.

Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine? He's fully recovered.

Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay? A deviled egg.

Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.

Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle.

What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.