Double Chocolate on Vanilla

Hi.

My name is Vanilla Jones. I came home last night only to find out that my husband Jim and his buddy Hank (my part-time lover) brought me home a couple of brand new presents to play with. Let me give you a hint. They're tall, and they're buff and they're extremely yummy to look at - and they are chocolate.

I just can't wait to unwrap the pair of them.

I just can't wait to let them unwrap me.

You can come along and watch the action, if you want to.

No oyster shells were harmed in the writing of this story.