Vanilla Cherry Pop

Hi.

My name is Vanilla Jones and I've got an itch that I just can't scratch.

So this young deliveryman walks into my kitchen and I get to indulge my Mrs. Robinson fantasies - one of the fringe benefits of an open marriage.

You ought to try it sometime.

Anyway, it's cherry-picking season and I'm about to go at it with both hands and a battery-powered love machine.

Why don't you come on and watch?

Believe you me; there is NOTHING vanilla about Vanilla Jones!