Elbows Off the Table! Elbows Off the Table!

Elbows Off the Table‪!‬

Proper Dining Etiquette for the Common Idiot

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Publisher Description

FELLOW SERVERS: Here we go guys and girls servers, bartenders, host staff and management. Everything youve EVER wanted to say to the customers but couldnt! Every vulgar thought, every obnoxious encounter; its in here! Nothing sugar coated, no excuses, no mercy. Just the plain offensive truth! Finally, you will be heard!



OMG I never laughed out loud from reading a book before!


Wow, what an asshole! I love it!
UR WHACK! You cant write that!




Comedic & Offensive, yet Enlightening!




THE DINING PUBLIC: Ever wonder what your waiter thought of you? Did you THINK you were well behaved last time you ate out? This is the best glimpse you will EVER get into a waiters mind people. Make the most of it! I think youll find it quite interesting!




Inside you will also be given a unique opportunity to publicly comment on what youve just read. Have a nightmare scenario of your own? Agree with what youve just read? Do you find me despicable? Let me hear what you have to say!

GENRE
Humor
RELEASED
2012
October 18
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
96
Pages
PUBLISHER
AuthorHouse
SELLER
AuthorHouse
SIZE
116.3
KB

Customer Reviews

JTBoss30 ,

Great Read!

Hilarious and honest! Everyone should read this book!

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