First Time

You don't forget your first time. Remember yours? Of course you do.

Featherstone certainly does. It happens in the 1960's, when most girls keep their knees pressed firmly together during passionate embraces. They try to hold out until they marry. That 'other kind of girl' is incredibly rare. But boy is he eager to find her.

He daydreams through school, wishing his life away, waiting for weekends to come around. Casting aside grey flannels, Featherstone dons his garb of crazy colours to set out in search of his First Time.

Things go far from smoothly. He has the equipment, and the urge to succeed, but lacks the information to score. It is a time before easy access to sex education. Parents and teachers keep the secrets to themselves. He makes mistakes. Well, what can he expect if he listens to his mates?

This tale takes you through Featherstone's encounters with some quirky, but fabulous girls. They know little more, or even less than he does about the finer points of lovemaking. You can imagine how this leads to some hilarious happenings.

No, don't imagine, see for yourself. Do Featherstone or his paramours fare better than you?