Has Anyone Seen My Pants?
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4.6 • 58 Ratings
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- $11.99
Publisher Description
New York Times bestselling author of Life as I Blow It Sarah Colonna is back with a hilarious, honest look at life in her late thirties—in all its messy, pants-missing glory.
How does a gal with a successful career, great friends, and a razor-sharp wit find herself wandering pants-less through the hallways of a casino hotel in Iowa on New Year’s Eve?
Ask Sarah Colonna.
Has Anyone Seen My Pants? is a laugh-out-loud trip around America (and Mexico!) with Sarah as she braves crying in nail salons, mother-daughter road trips, Iowan casinos, and single-shaming resorts. From a fling-gone-wrong to friend breakups and a new romance, Sarah’s signature wit and sharp observations take you on a journey at once so deviously funny and surprisingly compassionate that it might just steal your heart—not to mention your pants.
PUBLISHERS WEEKLY
Stand-up comedian Colonna (Life as I Blow It) brings more irreverent tales of dating, drinking, and debauchery, imparting wisdom like the vulgar older sister you've always wanted. A propensity for horrible boyfriends finds Colonna dating a 40-year-old alcoholic with an "I Love Bacon" novelty T-shirt and a soft spot for strippers, a suitor who fails to mention he's married, and a clueless Major League Baseball player who texts emoticons. Colonna contemplates the oft-tread notion of having it all a successful career and love life and advises on topics ranging from cutting ties with frenemies to faking your way into a restaurant without a reservation. Some of her stories, like attending a Luke Bryan concert with her mother, are mundane, but she maintains her signature charm and caustic humor, and the final chapter's happy ending is worth sticking around for.
