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I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

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Publisher Description

The “highly entertaining and thoroughly reprehensible” #1 New York Times bestseller—now with sixteen pages of photos and a new introduction (The New York Times).

My name is Tucker Max, and I am an a*****e. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. --from the Introduction

Actual reader feedback:

"I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist."
"I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."

GENRE
Humor
RELEASED
2012
March 1
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
288
Pages
PUBLISHER
Citadel Press
SELLER
Kensington Publishing Corp.
SIZE
2.4
MB

Customer Reviews

HappeeWrite ,

Passed around Iraq faster than Heat Stroke!!!!

He got my unit through a rough tour in Iraq doing Detainee Operations in Camp Bucca, and Kuwait doing flight ops on Ali Al Salem Air Base (23 miles from Iraqi boarder)!!! Wonderful writer who portrays things in a way that are relatable and just plain hilarious!!!! My husband and I sit around reading his books on our down time and try not to die laughing!!! Though where are 'Belligerence and Debauchery: The Tucker Max Stories' and 'The Definitive Book of Pick-Up Lines'?
There are still 6 copies floating around Iraq that I brought with me with the intended purpose of lightning spirits during mortar fire!!!!

wildcatingman1976 ,

Absolutely Hilarious

I waited a while to read this book, it's absolutely hilarious. I literally laughed out loud on about 15 separate occasions.

saj11b ,

Absolutely amazing

I cried laughing at just about every single page.

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