Mortuary Confidential: Mortuary Confidential:

Mortuary Confidential‪:‬

    • 3.8 • 68 Ratings
    • $6.99

Publisher Description

From scary to heartwarming and hilarious, an assortment of behind-the-scenes, true stories about life as an undertaker.

From shoot-outs at funerals to dead men screaming and runaway corpses, undertakers have plenty of unusual stories to tell—and a special way of telling them.

In this macabre and moving compilation, funeral directors across the country share their most embarrassing, jaw-dropping, irreverent, and deeply poignant stories about life at death’s door. Discover what scares them and what moves them to tears. Learn about rookie mistakes and why death sometimes calls for duct tape.

Enjoy tales of the dearly departed spending eternity naked from the waist down and getting bottled and corked—in a wine bottle. And then meet their families—the weepers, the punchers, the stolidly dignified, and the ones who deliver their dead mother in a pickup truck.

If there’s one thing undertakers know, it’s that death drives people crazy. These are the best “bodies of work” from America’s darkest profession.

Praise for Mortuary Confidential

“As unpredictable and lively as a bunch of drunks at a New Orleans funeral.” —Joe R. Lansdale, author of Moon Lake

“Sick, funny, and brilliant! I love this book.” —Jonathan Maberry, author of Ink

“McKenzie and Harra keep us reading because these true mortuary tales are poignant—and suddenly, gaspingly, in-your-face funny.” —Booklist

GENRE
Biographies & Memoirs
RELEASED
2010
May 1
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
256
Pages
PUBLISHER
Citadel Press
SELLER
Kensington Publishing Corp.
SIZE
1.3
MB

Customer Reviews

1 Banker ,

Very interesting

This book lets us in on some things that nobody seems to think about in a profession that is so necessary, but is sort of creepy to most of us. When these folks say they’ve seen the good, the bad, & the ugly, they truly have. But as with most things, there’s also humor & I’m glad they shared that most of all.

Jenobeno ,

Short cheerful stories

Quick read, light hearted.

teeramsey ,

Easy interesting read!

Funny and sweet stories from a bizarre occupation...

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