New Year, Same Trash New Year, Same Trash

New Year, Same Trash

Resolutions I Absolutely Did Not Keep

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Publisher Description

Comedian, blogger and essayist Samantha Irby is not going to be a better person this year than she was last. Nope. With a small group of woo-woo others, Irby sets seventy micro-resolutions, and then—with the rest of us—she fails at almost every single one of them.
 
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Thoughtful, witty, poignant—the failed intentions in New Year Same Trash will make you laugh and cry. Because you know you’ve been there. You can’t wake up in time to go to brunch. Swimming three times a week? Who are you kidding. You’re not going to shower every day or pack your lunch every day. You’re definitely not going to choose a smart movie over mindless entertainment, because you’re tired. You’re lazy. And, no, you’re never going to be a positive thinker. “I didn’t do this. I’m gonna. Maybe.” Don’t worry. It’s okay. There’s always next year. Instantly recognizable to anyone who’s ever failed to make goals and stick with them, New Year Same Trash will bring hilarious relief.

Don't miss Samantha Irby's bestselling new book, Quietly Hostile!

GENRE
Humor
RELEASED
2017
January 24
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
20
Pages
PUBLISHER
Knopf Doubleday Publishing Group
SELLER
Penguin Random House LLC
SIZE
3.2
MB

Customer Reviews

Pepperpottts ,

HA-larious!

I hadn’t heard of Samantha Irby until I heard her on the We Can Do Hard Things podcast last week. I liked her voice, stories, and sense of humor so much I decided to check out her stuff (at a time in my life when I have also decided I need to laugh more), and she did NOT disappoint! I found myself reading half this book aloud through gasps of air while I belly-laughed, to anyone in the room who would listen (they also laughed). Going to buy more of her books now, bye!

Mikaele91 ,

No humor

I thought this would be a book with some laughs in it, but no. There were a very few chuckles here and there.
Mostly Author-centered and nothing relatable for this reader.

Sleepymark ,

Hilarious.

Really really funny.

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