Please Don't Sit on My Bed in Your Outside Clothes
Essays
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- $8.99
Publisher Description
“[A]nother hilarious essay collection from Phoebe Robinson.”
—The New York Times Book Review
“Strikes the perfect balance of brutally honest and laugh out loud funny. I didn’t want it to end.”
—Mindy Kaling, New York Times bestselling author of Why Not Me?
With sharp, timely insight, pitch-perfect pop culture references, and her always unforgettable voice, New York Times bestselling author, comedian, actress, and producer Phoebe Robinson is back with her most must-read book yet.
In her brand-new collection, Phoebe shares stories that will make you laugh, but also plenty that will hit you in the heart, inspire a little bit of rage, and maybe a lot of action. That means sharing her perspective on performative allyship, white guilt, and what happens when white people take up space in cultural movements; exploring what it’s like to be a woman who doesn’t want kids living in a society where motherhood is the crowning achievement of a straight, cis woman’s life; and how the dire state of mental health in America means that taking care of one’s mental health—aka “self-care”—usually requires disposable money.
She also shares stories about her mom slow-poking before a visit with Mrs. Obama, the stupidly fake reassurances of zip-line attendants, her favorite things about dating a white person from the UK, and how the lack of Black women in leadership positions fueled her to become the Black lady boss of her dreams. By turns perceptive, laugh-out-loud funny, and heartfelt, Please Don’t Sit on My Bed in Your Outside Clothes is not only a brilliant look at our current cultural moment, it's also a collection that will stay with readers for years to come.
PUBLISHERS WEEKLY
2 Dope Queens comedian and actor Robinson (Everything's Trash but It's Okay) serves up, in her characteristic laugh-out-loud voice, what it means to be a young, Black success story in this inimitable, comedic tell-all. Robinson gleefully dips into the cultural artifacts of the pandemic and beyond with earnest insights on America's racial and political developments, skyrocketing to fame while building her "mini empire," her fully self-possessed "worship at the altar of Angela Bassett," and quarantining while in a relationship. In "2020 Was Gonna Be My Year! (LOL)," Robinson recounts bingeing Mad Men to catch up on American cultural currency, because "well, we can't all be goop," while "Guide to Being a Boss from Someone Who Has Been Building a Mini Empire for the Past Two Years and Counting" offers 11 business tips that "Warren Buffet Should've Told Ya," including that everyone lies during job interviews. (Her former employers believed, for example, that she "could put together a PowerPoint presentation like Don Draper.") And the title phrase, Robinson writes, is "a directive I've said to almost every white being entering my space." Her no-holds-barred essays are deliciously confessional—no topic is deprived of caps lock or gushing footnotes. Robinson's legions of fans are in for a treat.
Customer Reviews
Maybe I am just not understanding?
Perhaps there’s something I am missing but I just really don’t get the point? The sentence structure drove me nuts. The tangents and hard to follow trains of thought made me feel like I never really followed what was happening. Again, maybe just me?