There have been many books and articles written to educate parents in the fundamentals of child rearing. All the time-tested parental tricks of the trade are spelled out in great detail. The odds are all in favor of the parents in their struggle for family dominance. Up until now!
This guidebook was written from the perspective of a toddler for the benefit of all other toddlers. It provides kids with valuable advice and counsel on how to deal with their new "bosses," their parents.
If you're not a child of three years of age or less, you are not authorized to read any further. This text is proprietary for youngsters only.