Razing Your Parents

There have been many books and articles written to educate parents in the fundamentals of child rearing. All the time-tested parental tricks of the trade are spelled out in great detail. The odds are all in favor of the parents in their struggle for family dominance-up until now!

This guidebook was written from the perspective of a toddler for the benefit of all other toddlers. It provides kids with valuable advice and counsel on how to deal with their new "bosses," their parents.

If you're not a child of three years of age or less, you are not authorized to read any further. This text is proprietary for youngsters only.