Self Defense Against Vampires
The Official Vampire Slayer's Guide
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Publisher Description
Afraid of vampires?
You should be!
But fear no more because all you need are three wooden stakes and a mallet, two cloves of garlic, and this book. Now you’re ready to take out the undead. And no, I’m not talking about dating them!
Written by esteemed expert of vampire hunting, Dr J A Kahn, this book offers a comprehensive understanding of these vile creatures of the night. Separating centuries of pernicious myth from the truth uncovered from decades of rigorous study and practical experience, this book is an invaluable guide for all in danger of vampirification.
So read this tome of wisdom, learn the marks of these beasts, and turn predator to prey. Fear an encounter with the undead no more.
And no, before you ask, vampires don't sparkle in sunlight.
Reviews:
“Great idea, fun reading.”
“A very interesting concept.”
“Great Reference for Vampire Slayers.”
“An excellent read!”
“Don't skip a single word!”
“…such a fun read.”
“Funny and entertaining...”
“There are many 'How To... For Dummies' books out there, but NEVER have I found one more compelling, more entertaining and filled to overflowing with the straight facts from an expert.”
“If you only ever read one book about vampire defence, it should be this one. Fascinating, informative and fun to read.”
“…a fictional novel that reads as a possible textbook or self-help book. It skillfully takes jabs at popular vampire romance (the Twilight series especially) and pokes fun at individuals who may have contemplated becoming a vampire.”
“...not what I was expecting at all, but I really enjoyed it and actually found it very funny. Definite recommendation for anyone looking for a light-hearted take on the genre!”
“…a great book for vampire lovers and aspiring vampire hunters alike. It's a great concept. It is well written and contains enough humor to keep the reading light and fun instead of stuffy and serious.”
“A funny, well thought out book…really enjoyable read!”
“The chapter titles are clever and entertaining. Each one is unique and creative while capturing the essence of the chapter’s subject matter.“
“…from start to finish is filled with, um... fascinating information presented in a gloriously hilarious way. DO NOT miss the author's rambling before the books starts. Do NOT miss the author's bio.”
“I feel a bit safer after reading this book in the event I am ever accosted by one of the historically nocturnal fiends.”
“I, for one, can honestly say, after reading this, I feel better just knowing that I am better able to identify true vampires and can probably escape only a quart or two low.”
“I bought this book a while back and have read it several times. It is well written and very informative… a complete surprise. I highly recommend it.”
“Seriously, I had tears in my eyes laughing throughout page after page of clever, tongue-in-cheek reading! True, this may never become one of the classic greats, but mores the pity, because J.A. Kahn has a sense of humor topped by none!”
“I would like to thank Kahn for providing me with possibly life-saving reading.”
“This is one of those books that you can read and still chuckle about things you've read days and even weeks later. I loved it.”
“In addition to being entertaining and humorous, Self Defense Against Vampires is also quite educational. His writing style and tone keep the reader’s attention while providing useful information in a way that doesn’t make you feel bogged down with facts.”
“...one of the best books I’ve read this year. I highly recommend it.“
Customer Reviews
Very Interesting
This book is very intense and to the point. Whether you believe vampires exist or are a legend this book is most fascinating. It is not a story or a tale; it is possibly the most comprehensive guide regarding the history and mystery of vampires and how to defend your self if the need arises. I have no formed opinion as to their existence guess I am kind of on the fence about it, but I have seen no clear evidence either way, so yes it is possible. I have encountered some bizarre people and truly wondered if they were vampires or if they were simply strong actors. I found this book to be powerful and enlightening and must confess I am more curious about what could happen. The author did an amazing job putting this all together and I respect his courage for stepping up and taking a stand. It is written well and easy to read and there is a wealth of interesting facts and ideas about vampires and could even save your life if it comes to pass as predicted. I recommend it to all who enjoy a book with a difference.
Clever, humorous guide to understanding and defending against vampires
J A Kahn has created the end all be all guide to vampires, and more importantly, how to kill them. With tongue in cheek wit our renowned and unmatched World Famous Killer Extraordinaire title holder (every year since 1995) takes you by the hand and guides you through the ins and outs of defending yourself against vampires by teaching you how to separate fact from fiction, myth from reality, and more importantly, admit that glitter is simply the name of a bad Mariah Carey movie and not, as some would have you think, the epidermal adornment of your future prom date.
Though written with an eye to humor, I found this surprisingly accurate with regards to vampire lore. Kahn introduces you to vampires under names few are familiar with, such as the Strigoi, the Upyr, the Leyak, and more. He shatters romantic literature's insistence that all things fang trace back to Romania and takes you further back to ancient Mesopotamia and Egypt instead. Vampire biology is covered in detail, as well as strengths and weaknesses, all things you'll need to know if you intend to survive possible encounters. Lastly he teaches you the moves you'll need to perfect in order to take it down before it drinks you dry. Overall a great read, very cleverly written and entertaining, and a must read for armchair slayers everywhere.
Fasinating
This great guide was filled with entertaining and fascinating info about vampires and is essential material to know if you want to become an expert vampire slayer. This guide covers their history and different ways to spot and kill them. Overall I found this book to be really well written with a plethora of important knowledge on everything vampire. If you're a vampire enthusiast like me you will absolutely enjoy this book.
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