Spine Tinglers I

BECAUSE SOMETIMES, NIGHTMARES REALLY DO COME TRUE...

My name is Sebastian Doyle, and I grew up on the Lordshill estate in Southampton. So what, I hear you ask? Well, only that it’s the spookiest place in the whole of England. A dreadful curse plagues Lordshill, placed on it by medieval monks from the Order of St Trinians. This wicked curse affects everything and everyone living there.

Now, after years of hiding the truth, I feel compelled to share some of the creepy shenanigans which happened there during my childhood. And that probably are still happening there to this day. But be warned, what you are about to read, no matter how frightening or unbelievable it might seem, actually occurred.

Featuring my twin brother Josh, our diehard friends, and me, you’ll see how simple everyday events in the Lordshill estate can be seriously hazardous to one’s health. Only in Lordshill could stealing an apple or two result in a life sentence. And where else, but in Lordshill could a desperate wish to avoid homework result in a nasty, life-changing transformation? It’s a place where the trees grow meaner and more twisted with each passing year, and where a silly dare can lead to revenge on a truly monstrously minute scale.

"It's like Goosebumps for grown-ups." A.R. Marston (author/poet)

So, if you like creepy, fun tales, then you’ll love this collection of spooky short stories packed with jitters, critters, and side-splitting titters.