Forecast for today? Partly good witch, with a thirty-two percent chance of broom rage.
How in the Goddess’s name did I get stuck at the Witchypoo Convention at Rump Arena in Hexington, Kentucky? Whoops… my bad. Rupp Arena in Lexington, Kentucky. Whatever. It’s like one cavernous indoor garage sale of “magic” crap. It’s nothing more than a convention of human wanna-be witches in pointy ankle boots and half-price black hats.
And where in the Goddess’s gauchos did these humans get their info on witch-wear? Real witches wear Prada… and Stella McCartney and Alice and Olivia and … well, you get my point.
Baba Yopaininmybutt sent me to root out the very evil shenanigans going down in the sea of faux witches, mummies and vamps. On the plus side, I’m looking forward to hotel sex with my hotter that heck werewolf mate. However, nookie time is nada. Believe it or not, a gay fainting goat shifter, a magical mystery woman and a dude who looks alarmingly like me have shown up to complicate matters.
A mystery witch is dealing in blood. I might have a twin. Where do gay fainting goat shifters come from anyway? And I will be seriously put out if I can’t have hotel sex.
But I’m motivated … by multiple big O’s.
Let the motherhumpin’ witch-hunt begin.
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Fantastic story. Switching Witches is hilariously funny and touching. Mommy Dearest is back causing Zelda more heartache in a way that completely takes her by surprise. I must say the terrible deeds Mommy Dearest does broke my heart but I didn’t stay sad for long. Zelda and the crew kicked some serious butt and I couldn’t help but cheer them on.
I loved the new friends they made and look forward to reading more about them.
I can’t wait for the next book.
Get your broom ready.
Are you ready for the Witchypoo convention? Buckle up and get ready for the ride. Put Zelda and Sassy together on a mission and then let the hilarity begin. We get to meet new people who are just a fun as the rest of Assjacket. There are times you just need a book to make you laugh and take you away. I know I can count on any Robyn Peterman book to give me a good story, fun characters, and laughs to get me through the day.
Overall rating: 5
Zelda gets sent away to Hexington on yet another baffling assignment, and discovers her family is even more complicated than she already knows. Be prepared for non stop , coffee snorting humor! Once again I find myself wishing I had Zelda’s familiars! These tales are sheer perfection and I recommend these reads often! All my reviews are always voluntarily written.