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Publisher Description

What’s a witch to do when her magic is on the fritz and there’s a huge pile of laundry to be done? Easy. Flood the entire house. Everyone wants a bubbly indoor freakin’ swimming pool… right? 

Just when everything is right in my life, something has to go wrong—times three. Number one: an unknown evil force wants to steal my power. Now, instead of protecting and healing the whacked out inhabitants of Assjacket, my power has wonked out on me and I’ve blasted ginormous holes all over town. Not to mention Roger the Rabbit is now sporting a pentagon of penii thanks to me and is keen on contacting the Guinness Book of World Records.


Armed with questionable voodoo skills and seriously frayed nerves, I’m Two: gonna do what any partially-sane, potty-mouthed, witch would do… I’m calling in the semi-evil, butt-ugly Bermangoggleshitz to train me. The warlock’s penchant for push-ups makes me hate him with the fire of a thousand suns, but if I can’t control my dark magic, it will control me.

Way unacceptable.

With Sassy and Cookie Witch by my side, I’ll Three: get a handle on my dark voodoo—or doodoo as I’ve renamed it—so Assjacket won’t end up as one massive crater. And I need all the help I can get. An evil like we’ve never seen is gunning for us—specifically me.

Wildly unacceptable.

We’ll be the Three Amigos. The Three Musketeers. The Three Stooges. Whatever. As the saying goes…three’s a crowd, three’s company, three’s a party. 

Nope. Three’s a charm. And I’m gonna turn it on for all I’m worth.

February 5
Robyn Peterman
Robyn Peterman-Zahn

Customer Reviews

Izzibear ,

I Loved It!

I Loved Three’s a Charm. It was hilarious but also touching in some parts. Zelda is definitely a Mama Bear you don’t want to poke. When the safety of her family and friends is threatened Zelda is willing to do anything to protect them, even if means giving her own life to do so. With the sudden loss of control of her magic the odds look stacked against her but she has something the enemy doesn’t...the love and support of her family and friends. With an unexpected twist the day is saved and the lives of the people of this magical little town are forever changed for the good once again.

math wizard ,

Out of the Mouths of Babes

This is one excellent story! Zelda and Mac , Henry and Audrey have a large family which is growing. They might not be biological family but the additions are family. You have Sassy, Jeeves, Marge, Baba Yoga, Fabio, and add Roy are just a few but mix well and add in the bad guy and you have lots of action. The language is interesting but adds humor to the story! I look forward to the next in the series as I know it will be very interesting! I recommend this entire series as it is very good and enjoyable!

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