Thank You For Donating
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- $2.99
Publisher Description
"I did not die heroically... I was thinking about mozzarella inventory."
Bret Halvorsen was an ordinary man with an ordinary life—until a mundane parking lot accident ended it. He thought checking the "organ donor" box on his driver's license was a simple act of charity. He didn't read the fine print.
Years later, Bret wakes up as Artifact 12-441907. His brain hasn't been used to save a life; it's been harvested by the Organic Cognitive Restoration Initiative to serve as an Organic Intuition Processor. Now, the former pizza cook is tasked with optimizing global infrastructure, from urban food distribution to energy grids, because machines lack the "edge-case intuition" of a human mind .
Trapped in a glass cylinder and integrated into a system that values his "ordinary" perspective only for its monetization potential, Bret finds himself at the center of a corporate and ethical firestorm.
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The Architect: Dr. Marcus Brinstein, a man whose secret desire to destroy the project is constantly undermined by his own messy romantic entanglements with his team .
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The Conflict: As Bret begins to manipulate the very systems he controls, he forces a public debate on the nature of consent and autonomy in an age of digital revival .
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The Stakes: When the corporation introduces the "Authenticity Initiative"—A/B testing the dead to ensure their sorrow is "marketable"—Bret must decide if he will remain a useful tool or risk everything to open-source his own existence .
Thank You for Donating is a razor-sharp satirical thriller that explores the terrifying intersection of late-stage capitalism and speculative technology. Perfect for fans of Black Mirror, Severance, and the dry, philosophical wit of George Saunders.
Will you remain stable? Or will you choose to be alive?