The Accident

My mother was thinking of hiring a surrogate to accomplish her penchant for grandchildren. Then – the accident. I’m a lawyer and was on my way to court when the accident happened. She fell down, I lost my balance and joined her on the sidewalk.“Why don’t you watch where the hell you’re going?”
“Do you need a lawyer?”
“What?”
“I may sue you.”
“For what?
“Breaking my heart.”
"You're kidding?"