The Devil Wore Pink Tights

“Madge.”
“Yes.”
“Do you think I’m gay?”
“Are you kidding me? After that weekend in Palm Springs with you and my sister, the devil himself would be jealous.”
“So, that’s the reason.”
It finally dawned on me, that sonofabitch was in Palm Springs spying on me that weekend. I had to admit, it would have been kind of kinky knowing he was there. Sex with the Devil. An Idea pregnant with possibilities.