Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black's been catching her z's in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic. She knows there's more to being undead than what she saw in Dracula, but she can't very well ask her mortal friends about proper biting etiquette. But when her neighbors placed a personal ad for her in the local paper, she never imagined she'd meet Victor Argeneau, a vampire who could have his pick of any woman—dead or alive.
Rich, powerful, and drop—dead gorgeous, Victor's the perfect man for a novice neck—biter like Elvi. He's willing to teach her everything he knows, but he'll have to do it fast. Someone's out to put a stake through her new vamp life, and only Victor can keep her safe—and satisfied—for all eternity.
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This is a must read. Great story and people.
The quirkiness of the cheesecake run and then the bed run, are really too funny. These fictional characters with superior skills yet crazy little quirks really do make these books good reading. Can't wait for the September 2013 book. Love my new vocab...slagging is my new favorite word.
The Accidental Vampire
A great read. It's been a long time since I found a book I couldn't put down. This story is funny and the characters are heartwarming and all in all a wonderful novel!!!