The Alien That Came

He is driving a pretty red space ship. He finally crash’s his ship into a woman’s yard. He gets out of his spaceship. A woman comes out and says, “Where did you come from?” The Alien says, “I came from a far away star. The woman, she was about 25 with striking blue eyes and dyed blue hair. She moves closer to him and starts to kiss him for no reason at all. He says, “I must make a good impression on women. This woman started kissing me, as soon as I got here.