Hey, you know Marty Miller? Lives on that old farm with his brother, Dennis? You heard what he did? He got himself a sex slave. That’s right. Some young woman says that she’s giving herself to him for the whole summer. He can do whatever he wants with her, as long as she’s still alive and healthy at when the summer’s over. Nobody knows why a young beauty like her would do it, but she did. It’s getting everybody riled up, but what can we do about it? Near as the sheriff can tell, they’s not breaking any laws. Marty has a contract that says that she consents to any sex thing that he wants to do with her. Anything. I tell you, I ain’t heard such a scandal in all my days.