The Henry Biography

When I was a boy, I had no family. I sat among the trash hidden from view. I was so poor I could not afford but one slice o’ bread. One morning, I found the book that changed my life for ever; The Henry Biography. As I opened up The Henry Biography it was as if the heavens were opening up before me. I knew everything. This book taught me things no other human knew. I could suddenly speak thousands of languages including Braille in a Jamacian accent and sign language with a hint a paprika. The world had a whole knew meaning with this knewfound knowledge. Everything was just the way it was supposed to be. Everything was perfect. Everything was within me. I was everything.
-The New York Times

Best book ever

This life-changing book had me crying tears of joy after reading it with all my might. I had my doubts at first, but Murnin, Contreras, and Cardwell did a miraculous job of interweaving aspects of drama, adventure, romance, suspense, and many surprising truths about our world. Following Henry’s adventures, I will never forget this book. It wasn’t that long of a book, but let me assure you, it’s worth it!