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Publisher Description

As seen on Good Morning America, the irreverent, bracingly honest, and “awfully funny” (The Boston Globe) satirical parenting guide from the Internet’s most infamous tot, whose unchecked sense of entitlement and undeniable charm have captivated hundreds of thousands of fans.

Are you the confused parent of a toddler?

Are you constantly disappointing the 2T in your life?

Are you tired, stressed out, and looking for relief?

I can’t help you with that last one, but if you want to become an A+ servant to your small child, this book is for you. Who better to teach you about toddlers than another toddler? In this book you’ll learn:

• How time-outs make you look like a fool

• Why potty training is not only unnecessary but unrealistic for children under eighteen

• Why toddler beds are OUT and letting your child sleep on the diagonal in your bed is IN

• The best way to apologize to your toddler for all of those Pinterest casseroles

• That when you love someone, you accept them as they are, pants or no pants

The hard-hitting knowledge in The Honest Toddler will save you thousands of dollars in unnecessary whole grains and toothbrushes.

Happy reading. You’re doing the right thing. For once.

GENRE
Humor
RELEASED
2013
May 7
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
256
Pages
PUBLISHER
Scribner
SELLER
SIMON AND SCHUSTER DIGITAL SALES INC
SIZE
5.1
MB

Customer Reviews

Brit99857 ,

Love this book!

I wish I could give this book ten stars. It is hilarious! I laughed through every paragraph. As a former nanny turned mother I can say I have seen the light. Honest Toddler helped me recognize the mistakes I made on other people's kids with plenty of time to work on my parenting skills for my own toddler. I'm off to buy more cake! Definitely the best money I've spent on a book in ages!

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