The Wind That Blew Like Loving Badgers

The Wind that Blew like Loving Badgers
A Short Story
by Writer Unknown
Felicity Blunder had always loved urban Los Angeles with its tough, tricky trees. It was a place where she felt jumpy.
She was a greedy, optimistic, beer drinker with dirty toes and blonde feet. Her friends saw her as a vigilant, vigorous volcano. Once, she had even helped a spotless owl cross the road. That's the sort of woman he was.