Zombie Jesus Vampire Hunter

Discover the future history of Jesus Christ based on conjecture, history, the Gnostic gospels, conspiracy, and the assumption that ancient astronauts from the heavens are real.

Enter the journey where Zombie Jesus and his followers are alien beings from the heavens, his loving union with Mary Magdalene yielded children, time portals access all of time and existence, Nazis accomplished their secret construction of a UFO, the Vatican is run by vampires and reptilians, the Pope is a key nemesis of Zombie Jesus, Mary Magdalene is an equal to Jesus and a leader to his crew of travelers, the Christ was conceived through sex, and his father was a Roman soldier by the name of Pantera.

Zombie Jesus Vampire Hunter is awakened by John the Baptist who has also risen from the dead. They must find their traveling companions—Mary Magdalene, Judas Iscariot, Sarah the Saint Nun, and his other crew members—who have been scattered through time and space on Earth. They must beat the clock to reunite and find the Holy Grail that will summon the ships that will evacuate them from the face of this planet. In the way stands a secretive group of Nazis, who have harnessed the power of time-traveling UFOs, and the evil empire reptilian cabal in Vatican City. Zombie Jesus Vampire Hunter is about everything, everyone you know, it’s a story of vengeance, love, and hate, but mostly it’s a story about you.