A******s Finish First A******s Finish First

A******s Finish First

    • 4.3 • 151 Ratings
    • $13.99

Publisher Description

The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire New York Times bestseller A******s Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max.

What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you’ve got another bestselling book on your hands.

Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, A******s Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to “some next-level shit.”

You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking:

• What’s it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets?
• What does it do to a man to watch a nineteen-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?
• At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job?
• When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction?

The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences:

His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.

GENRE
Humour
RELEASED
2010
September 28
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
416
Pages
PUBLISHER
Gallery Books
SELLER
Simon & Schuster Canada
SIZE
7.3
MB

Customer Reviews

chucko987 ,

Funny

Cant put this book down, can't wait for the next book. Super funny, laughed all the way through!

B-House20 ,

Amazing!

Such a hilarious book! I laughed even harder than I did for IHTSBIH, and the fact that I can carry the boot around on my iPhone makes it that much sweeter. If you liked his first book you need to get this. Even if you haven't read the first one, if you have the slightest sense of humor, you'll enjoy it.

Dr Astro ,

EPIC

This book is beyond any conventional review. It is simply and utterly epic.

I wasn't totally convinced at the beginning, (having read IHTSBIH) until I got to the 'Tuckerfest' story and laughed like an idiot so hard on a packed subway I had to put the book down. Read it. Love it. That is all.

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