Freaking Freak

If you were offered the chance to be totally irresistible, even to the most gorgeous boy you know, would you stop to think there might just be the tiniest bit of a catch?
Well, I didn’t.
And believe me, it wasn’t a tiny catch. It was the worst catch of all.
See, it turns out the girl I thought was my best friend is a real, genuine freak.
And I know that because now I’m one too.
Yeah, I’m a freaking freak!