Billionaire Grump Billionaire Grump

Billionaire Grump

A Fake Relationship Romantic Comedy

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Publisher Description

Juno

When I'm late for a job interview and get stuck on an elevator with an annoyingly sexy, Ancient Rome-obsessed grump, the last thing I expect is for him to be the billionaire owner of the building. I also don't expect to almost kill him… accidentally, of course.


Sure, I don't get the plant care position I applied for, but I do receive an interesting offer.


Lucius needs to trick the public (and his grandma) into thinking he's in a relationship, and I need tuition money to get my botany degree. Our arrangement is mutually beneficial—that is, until I start catching feelings.


If being a cactus lover has taught me anything, it’s that if you get too close, there's a good chance you'll end up hurt.


Lucius

Post-elevator incident, I'm left with three things: my favorite water bottle full of pee, a life threatening allergic reaction, and paparazzi photos of my “girlfriend” and I that make my Gram the happiest woman alive.


Naturally, my next step is to blackmail—I mean, convince—this (admittedly cute) girl to pretend to date me. That way, my grandma stays happy, and as a bonus, I can keep the gold diggers at bay.


Unfortunately, my arch nemesis, a.k.a. biology, kicks in, and the whole "not getting physical" part of our agreement becomes increasingly hard to abide by. Worse yet, the longer I'm with Juno, the more my delicately crafted icy exterior melts away.


If I'm not careful, Juno will tear down my walls completely.

GENRE
Romance
RELEASED
2023
January 10
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
320
Pages
PUBLISHER
Mozaika Publications
SELLER
Mozaika LLC
SIZE
285.7
KB

Customer Reviews

Nva4156 ,

The best

This book had me laughing out loud and made my heart beat faster with the romance scenes. Excellent story line and climax that ended satisfactorily. (Pun intended). Highly recommend!

bunnies_butterfly ,

Loved it

The sass of Juno combined with the clueless mega a-hole Lucian shouldn’t work but was a great combination. This book had some very hilarious moments, plenty of love/hate, and an HEA that will make you want your own cactus 😉.

I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

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