"Uplifting and lighthearted with sassy dialogue and delicious wit, this modern-day comedy will have you rolling around on the floor laughing. My top-of-the-list romcom for 2020!” - Charmaine Pauls, USA Today bestselling author
My new assignment at work: test out toys. Yup, that kind.
Well, technically, it’s to test the app that controls the toys remotely.
One problem? The showgirl who’s supposed to test the hardware (as in, the actual toys) joins a nunnery.
Another problem? This project is important to my Russian boss, the broody, mouthwateringly sexy Vlad, a.k.a. The Impaler.
There’s only one solution: test both the software and the hardware myself... with his help.
NOTE: This is a standalone, raunchy, slow-burn romantic comedy featuring a quirky, nerdy heroine, her hot, mysterious Russian boss, and two guinea pigs who may or may not be into scissoring each other. If any of the above is not your cup of tea, run far, far away. Otherwise, buckle in for a snort-water-up-the-nose-funny, feel-good ride.
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I loved this book couldn't put it down. Fanny Pack has been given a new assignment to test the new sex toys, but when the couple that she hired to test them backed out she decided to test them herself. While testing them something goes wrong and she calls for help, but she accidently calls her bosses boss the impaler the Russian CEO Mr. Vladimir Chortsky. Vlad comes to help her and to take her to the ER, and after that day they spend time together and Fanny tells him that she has a man in mind to help her text the toys. Someone hacks into Fanny's account and starts spreading rumors about her and Vlad in the office which she fears that he will get angry and fire her.
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So, first off I love the names. Fanny Pack and Vlad. I love the humor of Fanny. She is quirky and adventurous in a cute, clumsy sort of way. Vlad, is serious but underneath is a huge nerd. Who doesn't like a gorgeous nerd? I love it! They are playful with each other and I love that in a couple. But this and experience the funny, laugh out loud moments for yourself!
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You Have Got To Read This Hilarious Book
You have got to read this phenomenal romantic comedy! I absolutely loved this hilarious and well written novel! The book features Fanny, a computer coder and program researcher, and Vlad (The Impaler) who assigns her to a special project involving sex toys which requires an internet app. When her research subject is unable to participate in the research, Fanny finds she must participate in the research as the subject. However, all does not go well when she is trying out one of the toys which requires Vlad to come to her rescue. The characters are fun and have great banter and self-talk. I highly recommend this hilarious romance and can hardly wait to read the next book in the series entitled Hard Wire.
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