Femme Fatale-ish

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Publisher Description

My name is Blue—insert a mood-related joke here—and I’m a femme fatale in training. My goal is to join the CIA. Unfortunately, I have a tiny issue with birds, and the closest I’ve come to my dream is working for a government agency that’s disturbingly up-to-speed on everyone’s sexts, rants in private Facebook groups, and secret family chocolate-chip cookie recipes.

I know I’m a spy cliché, that agent who works at a desk but craves fieldwork. However, I have a plan: I’m going to infiltrate the secretive Hot Poker Club, where I’ve spotted a mysterious, sexy stranger who I’m convinced is a Russian spy.

And once I'm in? All I have to do is seduce the presumed spy without falling for him, so I can expose his true identity and prove my femme fatale bona fides to the CIA. I never lose concentration at work, so that'll be an absolute breeze for me. Oh, and did I mention he's sexy?

I’m doing it for my country, not my ovaries, I pinky swear.

WARNING: Now that you’ve finished reading this, your device will self-destruct in five seconds.

NOTE: This is a standalone, raunchy, slow-burn romantic comedy featuring a quirky, spy-movie-obsessed heroine, a scorching hot maybe-Russian, several terrifying tales about birds, and lots of text debates about the relative cuteness of animals. If any of the above is not your cup of tea, run far, far away. Otherwise, buckle up for a laugh-out-loud, feel-good ride.

January 18
Mozaika Publications
Mozaika LLC

Customer Reviews

VickSt1 ,

Creative Delight

This book is another creative and unique romantic comedy by the dynamic duo of Anna Zaires and Dima Zales who write together under the name of Misha Bell. The characters include Blue, who wants to be a spy but has her own unique personality quirks, and Maxim, who is the mysterious man who she believes may be a Russian agent but is not quite sure. Their wacky story is filled with bird phobias, banter, and hilarious situations guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. I highly recommend this crazy and fun rom-com.

I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

Sian Vee ,

The name is Blue, Blue Hyman

I am loving these Hyman sisters. They are all nuts but in a hilarious and ridiculous, yet endearing way. This is about Blue, the sister that is scared of birds. Max is just a guy that she thinks is a spy and wants to expose him and claim a title in the Femme Fatale Association. I wish I could live my life the way Blue does. All I’m gonna say is so far Blue is my favorite Hyman.

I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

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