Citizen Pain Citizen Pain
#2 - Matchmaker Mysteries

Citizen Pain

    • 4.4 • 205 Ratings
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Publisher Description

"With quirky characters reminiscent of Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum series and a small-town heroine redolent of Charlaine Harris' Sookie Stackhouse, Sax's second Matchmaker novel will no doubt delight fans and new readers alike."RT Book Reviews

It's me, again. Gladie Burger. If you know me, you know that I hate blood. And I hate root canals even more.

But I finally have my first matchmaking client, and she works for the town's dentist. He says I need dental work. Of course, he has to knock me out to put a drill in my mouth.

When I wake up, the dentist has been murdered, there's blood everywhere, and my first client is the number one suspect.

If that's not bad enough, there's a cult in town waiting for an alien invasion, and they've declared war on the townspeople.

Grandma says not to worry about the aliens or the murder because I have "The Gift," but she's definitely concerned about the hunka-hunka-burnin'-love neighbor who's hiding something. He, the Chief of Police, and I are locked in a triangle of attraction.

Frankly, I don't know which way to turn…the annoying, womanizing metrosexual Chief of Police or the attentive lumberjack hottie who's way too secretive.

First thing's first: I need to solve the mystery of the dead dentist, and I need to clear the name of my first matchmaking client. If I don't, she'll go to jail, and I'll be a failure as a matchmaker.

And honestly, I can't resist a murder mystery. I'm the queen of nosy buttinskis. Do you blame me?

Citizen Pain is the second book in the Matchmaker Mysteries series. It's a humorous, romantic small-town mystery.

GENRE
Mysteries & Thrillers
RELEASED
2017
January 17
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
335
Pages
PUBLISHER
13 Lakes Publishing
SELLER
Draft2Digital, LLC
SIZE
2.5
MB

Customer Reviews

Clumsykisses ,

Elise does it again

Loving this series

KB_S ,

Great 2nd book

I liked it even better than the first book. Love the flirty relationships.

Mamamay3016 ,

Just as good as Stephanie Plum

So happy to find a series just as good as Stephanie Plum series which I am done with.

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