Philip Horkman is a happy man, the owner of a pet store called The Wine Shop, and on Sundays a referee for a local kids’ soccer league. Jeffrey Peckerman is the proud and loving father of a star athlete in the girls’ ten-and-under soccer league, and he’s not exactly happy with the ref.
The two of them are about to collide in a swiftly escalating series of events that will send them running for their lives, pursued by the police, soldiers, subversives, bears, revolutionaries, pirates, and a black ops team that does not exist. Where all that takes them you can’t even begin to guess, but the literary journey there is a masterpiece of inspiration, chaos, and unadulterated, well, lunacy. And they might even learn a lesson or two along the way.
Humorists Barry (Tricky Business) and Zweibel (The Other Shulman) team up to spin the madcap adventure of Philip Horkman and Jeffrey A. Peckerman, who meet on the soccer pitch of a Fort Lee, N.J., girls 10-and-under league championship game, where Horkman calls Peckerman s daughter offside. Alternating chapters of mutual loathing between Horkman, a coarse, forensic plumber, and Peckerman, the progressive owner of a pet store called the Wine Shop, chronicle a fight that escalates by accident and miscalculation to encompass high seas piracy and revolution. As unwitting as the characters in Woody Allen s Without Feathers or, better yet, as inept as Bananas Fielding Mellish Horkman and Peckerman stumble over themselves trying to escape police, nudists, a lemur named Buddy, a tank in Tiananmen Square, fruit-wielding Somalis, Yemeni terrorists, Chuck E. Cheese, and Donald Trump. Energetic, scatological, and profoundly silly.
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Funniest book known to man
This without a doubt the funniest book I have ever read. Just because I am illiterate didn't stop me from enjoying it. This will be a great movie the likes of "it's a mad, mad, world.
After reading Big Trouble I had to get my hands on more novels by Dave Barry, and this one is just as great! If you are looking for a fun quick read add this to your library. You won't be disappointed !
Not Worth The Money, Time, or Effort
It was awful! Utterly contrived. I made myself finish it...but, it was brutal!