The Enchanted Guillotine

The Enchanted Guillotine
A Short Story
by Untitled writer
Pete Thornton was thinking about Jenna Blunder again. Jenna was a violent vicar with curvaceous arms and brunette warts.
Pete walked over to the window and reflected on his grand surroundings. He had always loved snooty Falmouth with its big, blue-eyed beaches. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel sleepy.