The Newly Witch Game: Magic and Mayhem Universe
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4.7 • 20 Ratings
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- $2.99
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Publisher Description
It's all fun and games until someone throws a dirty jumper rollup and you lose out in the Cornhole tournament of life.
According to Baba Yoscarybutt, it's time for me to witch up or step back down into the Cornholio minor leagues. While Cornhole is definitely not my beanbag, I can't stand to lose.
I don't want to be the next Baba Yaga. I'm doing just peachy as the Shifter Wanker who heals the clumsy idiots of Assjacket, West Virginia. I love my life. My werewolf mate is hotter than asphalt in August, my twins are adorable, my dad and brother rock, and I have real friends for the first time in my life.
However, when my evil nemesis, Medusa Jones, steps up to throw a floppy bag and steal the title of Future Baba Yaga from me, all bets are off.
I will challenge the nasty piece of work to win back the job I didn't want in the first place.
With Sassy and Fuc*ing Derrick by my side, I will finally own my destiny. Of course, Fuc*ing Derrick is prone to meltdowns and Sassy is trying to learn Canadian, but one deals with the floppy bags they've been dealt and tosses them anyway.
It will be dangerous.
It will be cornfusing.
It will be fashionably disastrous.
It will be televised on the magical Charm Channel.
Whatever. A few four baggers, a couple of woodies, a Bigfoot and spell or two should do the trick.
The future of the magical Universe is on the line and I'm the only one who can save us.
May the Goddess help us all.
Customer Reviews
Wildly Hilarious and Spellbinding Adventure
It's time for Zelda to take the next step in her wonderfully blessed and magical life. Her fear of failure has been keeping her from accepting the role of Baba Yaga but time is up. Competition has arrived and she’ll have to fight to keep the position. All heck breaks loose and lives are threaten. Will Zelda be able to prove her worthiness and secure her future of becoming the next Baba Yaga? Will the trials she faces help her realize the truth about herself?
I loved Zelda’s new adventure. She and her amazing family and friends had me laughing so hard my sides hurt.
There were also a few scenes that were touching. I especially enjoyed the last few pages before the epilogue.
That's easily one of my favorite things about this series. It’s a very fun series with lots of outrageous and humorous things that happen in it but the story itself has a wonderfull message with quite a few touching and meaningful parts too. 💕
Mayhem awaits!
Filled with adventure and tons of good humor!
I just couldn’t get enough of Zelda and her friends in their crazy town. The name of the town itself, is crazy!
Friends fighting against their nemesis, what more could a book lover need with a bit of hocus pocus. Buckle in, because in your for a great ride!!
Great book
I love this book by Robyn Peterman. Zelda does not want her newly appointed magical job. When she tells Baba Yaga this she says OK but when she finds out who will replace her she decides she is the better witch for the job. This book was hilarious. I love how Zelda and Sassy zapped each other when they were annoyed with each other but will fight for each other. I love the names they came up with the Baba Yaga. Sassy’s learning of all the languages of the world is hilarious.
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