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Publisher Description

"Uplifting and lighthearted with sassy dialogue and delicious wit, this modern-day comedy will have you rolling around on the floor laughing. My top-of-the-list romcom for 2020!” - Charmaine Pauls, USA Today bestselling author

My new assignment at work: test out toys. Yup, that kind.

Well, technically, it’s to test the app that controls the toys remotely.

One problem? The showgirl who’s supposed to test the hardware (as in, the actual toys) joins a nunnery.

Another problem? This project is important to my Russian boss, the broody, mouthwateringly sexy Vlad, a.k.a. The Impaler.

There’s only one solution: test both the software and the hardware myself... with his help.

NOTE: This is a standalone, raunchy, slow-burn romantic comedy featuring a quirky, nerdy heroine, her hot, mysterious Russian boss, and two guinea pigs who may or may not be into scissoring each other. If any of the above is not your cup of tea, run far, far away. Otherwise, buckle in for a snort-water-up-the-nose-funny, feel-good ride.

January 12
Mozaika Publications
Mozaika LLC

Customer Reviews

Sian Vee ,

Dracula’s Fanny Pack (Come on you know you’re curious)

So, first off I love the names. Fanny Pack and Vlad. I love the humor of Fanny. She is quirky and adventurous in a cute, clumsy sort of way. Vlad, is serious but underneath is a huge nerd. Who doesn't like a gorgeous nerd? I love it! They are playful with each other and I love that in a couple. But this and experience the funny, laugh out loud moments for yourself!

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VickSt1 ,

You Have Got To Read This Hilarious Book

You have got to read this phenomenal romantic comedy! I absolutely loved this hilarious and well written novel! The book features Fanny, a computer coder and program researcher, and Vlad (The Impaler) who assigns her to a special project involving sex toys which requires an internet app. When her research subject is unable to participate in the research, Fanny finds she must participate in the research as the subject. However, all does not go well when she is trying out one of the toys which requires Vlad to come to her rescue. The characters are fun and have great banter and self-talk. I highly recommend this hilarious romance and can hardly wait to read the next book in the series entitled Hard Wire.

I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

~Mindy Lou~ ,


Romantic comedies are totally my jam! I really enjoyed Fanny and Vlad's story. Hard Code was super cute, a bit nerdy, kind of silly, and just all around entertaining!

Vlad the Impaler (which I loved Fanny calling hi) is a nerdy, sexy hero. His family was a riot with the Russian craziness you get to experience. I like that you can't figure him out in the beginning. I especially like who he became as he was slowly revealed.

Fanny was jut hilarious. First of all, her name is Fanny Pack! For real! She's also a bit nerdy but boy does this girl have some big balls! NO WAY would I ever do what she did with her boss even if my boss turned out like Vlad. That takes some serious cahonas!

This book was a fun, fast read. Thanks for making me laugh!

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